Boot (your troubles away) Camp!

I'm of the firm belief that the only thing that gets in our way is ourselves.

I am a practitioner of Emotional Freedom Techniques (EFT). So I've spent my days wandering around tribe.net, and blogspot.com, and all the other online forums and message boards: alt.depression, alt.anxietry, alt.I'm-feeling-sorry- for-myself-again trying to talk exuberantly and intrigue people toward the use, efficacy, and medically revolutionary qualities EFT.

This is NOT working.

So if it's going to take some kind of Gurdjieffean-Drill-Sergaent-In-Your-Face intervention to cram this shit into peoples' heads and wake them up, I say let's got on with it! I'm not upset at your problems--those will dissolve--it's YOU that I'm raging mad at for not doing anything about them. YOU are the problem! As much as you believe that you have given your ALL in trying to solve your "problems," you balk, guffaw and procrastinate about EFT; in reality, you don't even TRY these techniques that have worked for thousands of people and, in all likelihood, will work for you.

So, I am forced to conclude that the real reason people don't get better is that people really don't want to do the work to heal what they hate most about themselves; they just want to whine and bitch and moan about how impossible the problem is, how unfortunate their circumstances, how they've tried everything and nothing has worked. Have you ever noticed how a poor person says that they think about money all the time? Mostly, they are obsessing about not having money and never get to the step of actually planning how to get the money. It's the same thing with health and emotional problems: you spend all your time spinning your wheels in worry about having the problem and none of your time about how to really solve it. If you haven't tried EFT, then you haven't tried everything.

I know they want to get over this suffering, I tell myself. So, what is the positive thing in their heads that they have to lose in order to clear this issue? Well, how about all the attention that bitching and moaning brings us and doles out sympathies, empathies, and uniqueness in luscious spoonfuls. Just try to prove to me that you don't love your misery, prove that your misery doesn't love the company! I don't think you can. I think you are weak and I think you are in love with your pain--so much that letting it go would be like handing your child away to an adoption. I say go further: Murder your darlings!

EFT works whether you believe it will or not. All you have to do is go through the motions--even if you don't believe penicillin will kill a harmful biotic, it tends to work with or without your sentiments AS LONG AS YOU USE THE MEDICINE. EFT is a portable and simple to perform process; I've seen 6 year-old children perform the process with ease. In fact, children are often much better clients because they don't have such highly neurotic and rationally resistant egos like adults.

So, I will watch you and your sickness-creations, and I have begun adore these troubled souls and the truly rich GAMES of suffering and self-delusion. I understand that you were programmed to believe you are helpless to help yourself; you just love giving away all of your personal power and responsibility for this issue. They're all doing it to you, right? Or maybe you're all Buddhists and have given in to the first noble truth that "ALL LIFE IS SUFFERING."

Just start listening: do you hear yourself, or someone you know, whining in melancholic tones about their tendintis or aching back or allergies, their fear of water or speaking in large groups, their depression that never ends, how fat and ugly and unworthy and unfortunate, how crowds make them go beserk with fright, how they can't score a date or a good job--the litany of trauma upon trauma, endless worries, self-pity, etc. etc. Expect all the sniffles, and sighs, and boo-hoos about how much they have TRIED & TRIED to do something, anything. Then direct yourself or them to me and for the next three months (until May 1st), and I will work **ABSOLUTELY FREE** with you week after week in one-hour sessions until the issue is dissolved. If you decide that TOTAL FREEDOM and PAIN-FREE LIVING is worth anything to you, kicking down a few bucks would also be very appreciated for my time and teaching.

If you really want to change your life for the better, and I'm fairly certain that you really don't want to, start by downloading the ***FREE*** (fuck, man, it doesn't get cheaper than that) EFT manual:
www.emofree.com/downloadeftmanual.htm
& take a look around emofree.com for a shitload of success stories, stratagies, and advice for both practioner and patient.

This manual is simply written (8th grade reading level), and the basic process takes ONLY a few hours to master. Call me up before or after you've read the book and I will explain it to you and guide you through this piss-easy process.

Justin Karpel
530-953-5947
webmaster@deftcoaching.com

In the end you won't need me, and you will have a supertool under your belt that is the closest thing to a panacea that I've ever encountered in my life.

But I won't be surprised if I don't hear from you or your friends.


I wish all of you who choose to keep your painful-creations a happy suffering!